Hi, I'm Andrea Palten. Here's how we make you unforgettable:

Smarter Systems. Clearer Story. Faster Growth.

You’ve already built something rare: a consultancy that delivers, AI products that solve real problems, and the talent to compete at the highest level.

Now it’s time to turn that foundation into a movement.

This page is my pitch, not just for a campaign, but for the next chapter of your brand.

Let's Fix Some Companies

 A short message on how I’d position, package, and grow The Agile Monkeys ... fast.

 

The Big Idea: "Let's Fix the Company"

Most companies today are sitting on scattered, untapped intelligence, across docs, tools, chat, and apps. They don’t need another tool. They need a connected system.

That’s where The Agile Monkeys wins: AI search, smart architecture, and implementation that works.

This campaign positions The Agile Monkeys as the team that turns chaos into clarity.

Messaging Pillars:

  • It unifies your consultancy and products into one system

  • It taps into a real pain point: companies are slow, reactive, and buried in their own knowledge

  • It elevates your brand beyond tools into transformation

Headline Examples for Assets:

  • “Your company has no memory.”

  • “Answers, not more apps.”

  • “You’ve got the data. Let’s make it work.”

What The Agile Monkeys Actually Build

Here’s how I’d explain your offer: clearly, confidently, and without drowning people in tech.

You don't sell tools. You install intelligence.

Use something like this grid on your real website, decks, or landing pages to explain what The Agile Monkeys is all about.

Campaign Activation Plan

A system isn’t enough, we need the market to feel the shift. Here’s how we bring the campaign to life across channels.

How We Bring It To Life

Social

  • Case-study carousels (“From chaos to clarity in 6 weeks”)
  • Thought-leader posts: “What makes a company intelligent?”
  • Video demos showing PrivateFindr & AIFindr in action

Content Engine

  • Blog series: “The Anti-Stack Era”
  • Lead magnet: “The Operating System of an Intelligent Company”
  • GEO + schema optimization to get cited in AI tools

Webinars & Events

  • Monthly: “How We Fixed [X] in 6 Weeks”
  • Quarterly AMA: “Ask Us Anything: AI Systems in the Wild”
  • Invite-only Executive Roundtable: “What’s Slowing You Down?”

Sales Enablement

  • Persona-driven one-pagers
  • Pre-call follow-up kits
  • ROI calculator + objection buster guide
  • Slide version of capabilities grid

Email Nurturing

  • 4-part sequence:
    1. Case Story
    2. Step-by-Step
    3. ROI Breakdown
    4. Offer → “AI Systems Sprint” (example: A 10-day, fixed-scope engagement where The Agile Monkeys comes in, audits your systems, and delivers a working slice of AI-powered intelligence, so you can see how transformative this approach is before committing to a full implementation.)

What I'd do First as CMO

You’ve built a rare hybrid: a consultancy that ships and products that work. But it’s not clear to the market yet. My focus is turning that hybrid advantage into a commercial engine. 

Phase 1: Clarify

  • Tighten the brand message into one clear narrative

  • Align positioning across homepage, decks, sales, and product

Phase 2: Activate

  • Launch “Fix the Company” campaign

  • Build out full webinar, content, and email funnel

  • Enable sales team with tools, visuals, and story

Phase 3: Scale

  • Introduce outbound & partner motions

  • Expand SEO and AI visibility footprint

  • Package and sell the “AI Systems Sprint” as a first-touch offer
     

BUT BEFORE CREATING ANY KIND OF CAMPAIGN:

Before anything launches, I’ll audit your lead flow, deal stages, content funnel, and existing customer metrics  to prioritize the offer that drives the most margin and market traction fastest.

Some (Slightly Wild) Ideas

Because smart brands don’t just market, they make statements.

 

🐒 The Monkey Test

A fun, animated video showing that PrivateFindr finds answers faster than your staff.
Users choose from a real question, then watch a monkey avatar beat the human to the punch (split screen view).

“If a monkey with AI finds the answer faster than your ops team
 it’s time for a better system.”

đŸ”„ The Anti-Tech Stack Movement

Challenge the status quo of bloated tools and disconnected systems.
Host events, write manifestos, and lead the movement around replacing stacks with systems that think.

“Stop stacking. Start connecting.”

🔒 Confidential Intelligence (Email Series)

Plain-text, insider-style emails that feel like intel leaks.
Each includes an exclusive link to a secret teardown, quote, or client example.
Topics:

  • “Why your AI is hallucinating”

  • “The knowledge hiding in your PDF graveyard”

“This email will self-destruct in 48 hours.”

⚡ The Intelligence Sprint

Productize a high-impact pilot that delivers results fast.

  • AI-readiness scan

  • PrivateFindr prototype

  • AIFindr demo

  • Mini-roadmap for scale

“Don’t commit. Try it. In 10 days, you’ll never go back.”

Let’s Make The Agile Monkeys the Standard

You don’t need another CMO who just makes slide decks or only talks strategy but doesn't know how to implement.

You need someone who creates narrative power, builds campaigns that scale, and turns strategy into momentum.

Let’s build the company that people point to and say,
“That’s how it’s done.”

Thank you,

Andrea